just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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