white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
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I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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