So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I smell like Dick and happiness
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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