Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
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I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
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No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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