This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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