Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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