we're blogging at a bar
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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