Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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