apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Say something about gay babies.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize
