bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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