escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Randomize
