And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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