It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
