Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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