Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
pop tarts are not kleenex
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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