It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
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It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
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YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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