i may or may not be watching the land before time
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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