i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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