Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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