But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
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