question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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