just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
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Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
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After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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