I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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