Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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