I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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