So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
