Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
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Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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