i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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