We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize
