There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
The struggles of a small town man whore
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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