You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
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So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
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She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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