She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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