we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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