There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
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My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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