Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
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I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
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i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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