Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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