I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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