i think i have herpe
just one?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize
