singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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