I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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