What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
