she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
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You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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