My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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