FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
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I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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