We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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