one two three fourrrrnication!
i wish my penis had a tongue
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
They are going to name an STD after you.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
