At least make sure they are 18
Why
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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