Plan B is the new Plan A
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
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your like the ambassador to my penis.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
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I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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