I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
i would punch a child for taco bell
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
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Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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