we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
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she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
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Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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