Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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