i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
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the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
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I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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