My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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