We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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