I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Randomize