He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
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He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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