I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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