"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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